Writers wanted – no freelancers please

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Hiring freelancers sounds like a good idea until you try it.

Several years ago I read the popular Tim Ferriss book ‘The 4-hour work week’ in which he recommended outsourcing.

At the time one of our writers was away and another was writing a book. Two writers down meant less posts and less readers so I suggested to the co-editor that we advertise on a freelancer site for temporary scribes.

I assured her that it was a genuine way to hire writers and, besides, the Sydney Morning Herald had profiled the owner of such a thing and said it was a smart business move and the way of the future.

Although dubious, the co-editor agreed and I placed a short, descriptive advertisement about the site and the content we required. The first response arrived within five minutes. The freelancer offered to write articles in bulk for $1 a post.

“Good grief”, emailed the co-editor after reading the application, “Who is this person? Bulk writing? Does she think it’s a supermarket?”

I don’t know what the applicant thought, but she’d certainly broken the rules. Instead of replying through the freelancing site she emailed me directly (big mistake) and I deleted it. Within the next few hours, 16 freelancers responded, most of whom were men. This was odd considering I’d clearly stated our target audience was women 35-60. Nevertheless, wanting to be fair, we perused their submissions.

Within a few minutes we realised that most of the applicants could neither write nor spell to an acceptable standard. They all assured us they’d had many articles published on ezine.com. However, anyone can have an article published on ezine.com so 200 published pieces isn’t evidence of a professional portfolio.

More applications rolled in, many of which were missing thumbnail profile pictures and evidence of published work. One standout, though, was Julie, a stay at home mum with a 9-month-old baby (or so she said). She sent a well-written article with the comment that she had a lot of time to write. Via email, I asked her to send another writing sample. She responded by thanking me for offering her the job. I emailed again and said I hadn’t offered her the job yet because I wanted to read more of her work. She sent me an academic essay. I crossed Julie off the list.

The next day an email arrived. It was a staff member from the freelance organisation asking if I needed assistance picking a writer as I had not yet allocated the job. I replied that I was unimpressed by the candidates and that, as far as I could tell, they were a bunch of cheap hacks. She emailed me a list of writers from their database and I ran a quick search, only to find they were just the first five listed on the freelancer site. Several of them had grammatical and spelling mistakes in their profiles. Understandably, I didn’t go with the concierge’s suggestions.

“Who are these people?”, asked the co-editor again when I told her about Julie and the concierge. It was a good question and I was flabbergasted. Aren’t many journalists unemployed? Why is it so hard to find a writer who can write?

Over the next few days the applications piled up. Here’s one of the more coherent solicitations: “I find your site fantastic and have read the description with very much enthusiasm for writing quality articles for you.” They all went straight into the bin icon on my laptop.

As the clock counted down on the advertisement, I received an application with a warning attached. This freelancer told me she was a great writer and to beware of the other applicants. She said many of them were men posing as women (that explained Julie and the lack of thumbnail pictures on most of the profiles) and that most of the applicants were not professional writers – something I’d figured out already.

Her warning — and the poor quality of applicants — was enough to make me cancel the project. I emailed the co-editor about my decision.

“Thank God”, she said, “What a weird experience. Who were those people?”

To which I can only say, “I don’t know, but they sure weren’t writers.”



About the author

Sue Bell is an entertainment writer and author of Backpacked: A mostly true story, Beat Street and When Dreamworks came to Stanley.

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