Elizabeth Hurley vs Versace

Elizabeth Hurley says she’s never been taken seriously as an actress.

The reason for this, she believes, is a Versace dress.

The dress first appeared in 1993 at the premiere of Four Weddings and a Funeral. At the time, she was Hugh Grant’s girlfriend so naturally she accompanied him.

The press salivated as Hurley threatened…

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Why Knock Knock is so much better than Trainspotting 2

I never thought a film where Keanu Reeves is tortured by two female sociopaths would be more interesting than the lives of Edinburgh junkies.
I was wrong.
Knock Knock is far superior to Trainspotting 2. Yes, I know they are completely different genres, but as far as being gripping and entertaining, Knock Knock delivers on…

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Great Scott, Ridley, you’ve lost the plot

 

This article contains SPOILERS, so if you have yet to see Alien:Covenant and intend to see it, then stop reading now.

In space, no one can hear you scream, but they sure can in the cinema.

And screaming is exactly what I felt like doing after sitting through Alien: Covenant, Ridley Scott’s…

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Keanu Reeves: How come you never look any older?

Keanu,

I want to know your secret.

Why haven’t you aged one little bit?

How can a 52-year-old man show no signs of wrinkles, sagging skin or a pot belly? Even Brad Pitt (53) looks like an old man compared to you.

You haven’t aged a day since you played a troubled teen–even though you were really…

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Nicole Kidman: I don’t get your success

Dear Nicole,
Something’s been bothering me for some time and it’s a bit of a mystery.
How did you become such a successful actress?
I’ve wondered about your rise to fame ever since you first appeared on screen in the 1983 movie BMX Bandits. Back then you were cute as a button…

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Johnny Depp: Why did you stop being cool?

Dear Johnny,
Nobody else is honest enough to tell you this so I’m taking the plunge and giving it to you straight.
You’re not cool anymore. Not even the slightest bit hip or even passably trendy. In fact, you’ve become a bit sad.
I remember when you were the coolest actor in Hollywood….

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Taylor Kitsch Vs Eric Bana for the award of: actor who destroyed their career by being unable to recognise a terrible script

Welcome to another round of Amanda Seyfried Stole my Face.

In this round, Taylor Kitsch and Eric Bana will compete for the new award of Actor Who Destroyed Their Career by Being Unable to Recognise a Terrible Script.

To be fair these actors are not the only ones to star in a string…

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Koch Brothers war on climate science documentary

The following is a press release by The Real News Network about their new documentary on the Koch brothers’ war on climate science.

The Real News Network’s 30-minute documentary, “The Doubt Machine: Inside the Koch Brothers’ War on Climate Science”, reveals how Big Oil–particularly, the billionaire oil tycoons Charles and David Koch–have…

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