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Why Knock Knock is so much better than Trainspotting 2

I never thought a film where Keanu Reeves is tortured by two female sociopaths would be more interesting than the lives of Edinburgh junkies.
I was wrong.
Knock Knock is far superior to Trainspotting 2. Yes, I know they are completely different genres, but as far as being gripping and entertaining, Knock Knock delivers on…

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A sunny afternoon at Barringwood Estate

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Sipping sparkling wine among rolling green hills is hard to beat on a sunny afternoon. I know this because I spent one at Barringwood Estate, a vineyard close to the town of Sheffield which is 23 kilometers inland from Devonport on the north west coast of Tasmania.

As we arrived, a steady…

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Keanu Reeves: How come you never look any older?

Keanu,

I want to know your secret.

Why haven’t you aged one little bit?

How can a 52-year-old man show no signs of wrinkles, sagging skin or a pot belly? Even Brad Pitt (53) looks like an old man compared to you.

You haven’t aged a day since you played a troubled teen–even though you were really…

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Nicole Kidman: I don’t get your success

Dear Nicole,
Something’s been bothering me for some time and it’s a bit of a mystery.
How did you become such a successful actress?
I’ve wondered about your rise to fame ever since you first appeared on screen in the 1983 movie BMX Bandits. Back then you were cute as a button…

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Johnny Depp: Why did you stop being cool?

Dear Johnny,
Nobody else is honest enough to tell you this so I’m taking the plunge and giving it to you straight.
You’re not cool anymore. Not even the slightest bit hip or even passably trendy. In fact, you’ve become a bit sad.
I remember when you were the coolest actor in Hollywood….

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Taylor Kitsch Vs Eric Bana for the award of: actor who destroyed their career by being unable to recognise a terrible script

Welcome to another round of Amanda Seyfried Stole my Face.

In this round, Taylor Kitsch and Eric Bana will compete for the new award of Actor Who Destroyed Their Career by Being Unable to Recognise a Terrible Script.

To be fair these actors are not the only ones to star in a string…

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Gwyneth Paltrow: When did you get so annoying?

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Some things defy explanation.

For example, deep in the ocean where light never penetrates reside fish whose mating opportunities are so rare that the males must spend their lives stuck to their female counterpart’s face.

And that anything a duckling meets in the first 10 minutes of its life becomes its parent.

And…

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How I learned a valuable life lesson from the crew of Red Dwarf

How I learned a valuable life lesson from the crew of Red Dwarf

If you were a sci-fi fan in the eighties and early nineties, you will no doubt remember the satirical British series Red Dwarf.

Not only was it a brilliant romp through time and space, but it also had some surprisingly wise things to say about life.

For those of you unfamiliar with…

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