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Janine’s chocolate cake: The best in the southern hemisphere

 |  by  |  Sweet

Here is another sublime creation from my neighbour Janine’s kitchen. Yes, you read the recipe right. It features four feisty Caramello Koalas. It is indeed the best chocolate cake this side of the equator.

Janine says, “I made this cake 20 years ago when I was a student and first living out…

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Janine’s voluptuous vegetarian pasties

 |  by  |  Savoury

Janine, my prodigiously talented friend, appeared on our doorstep last night with these palatable pasties. They are delicious beyond belief. Here’s her creation for you to enjoy too.

Ingredients:
3 medium carrots, washed and peeled.
1/2 a sweet potato, peeled
3 medium brushed potatoes, peeled and washed.
1/2 a head of broccoli
500gm of mushrooms, washed and roughly…

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Ageing Gratefully

When each and every one of us came into this world we were naked and we emerged wrinkled from the fluid we swam in from our mother.

We got our first period and got zits, and we had our heart broken by some awkward, pimply-bummed boy called Nathan in year 9…

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